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HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

teatray-inthesky:

laughing out loud by myself at 2 in the morning

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tastefullyoffensive:

The Creation of Dog [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

The Creation of Dog [x]

Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Anonymous

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

I am a khaleesi of the Dothraki! I am the wife of the great khal and I carry his son inside me! The next time you raise a hand to me, will be the last time you have hands!

You know whats cute?

oblivioussongbird:

Baby Elephants

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I mean just look how happy he is

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little baby tripped over a log

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he is just so happy with his ball omg

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MAKING BIRD FRIENDS YES CUTE

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SO PROUD OF HIS BUNDLE LOOK

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JUMPING FOR JOY 

BABY ELEPHANTS EVERYBODY